WORST EXCUSES FOR SICK DAYS @WORK

WORST EXCUSES FOR SICK DAYS @WORK 1. A CHICKEN ATTACKED HIS MOM 2. FINGER GOT STUCK IN A BOWLING BALL 3. COW BROKE IN HOUSE &HAD TO WAIT TO FOR INSURANCE 4. FOOT STUCK IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL 5. CALLED AT 5PM THE DAY BEFORE AT A BAR WHICH EXCUSE IS WORSE?? OFFICIAL BLOG OF URBANPARTYS.COM